I was right! The password to Shamini’s blog wasn’t changed!! This is her strategy for everything! When we played Dark Room or Blind Man when we were kids she would always hide or stay in the same place because she knew that the catcher would assume that no one was stupid enough to hide in the same place twice. And now she’s started applying it her passwords! And I was smart enough to figure it out! I have good taste AND I’m smart. What a lethal combination.

In case you haven’t guessed by now it is not your usual blog author here. It’s me again, Alex. Hello!

Okay, that was very random. Nevermind. Shamini isn’t online so I’m assuming she’s not home yet. Or she’s too busy to talk to me. I wonder how pissed she’s gonna be when she finds out that I was here…Hmm, I probably will be able to see her reaction via webcam. Now if only there was a way to show it to the rest of the world.

Don’t worry. I’d never do that. I’m too kind hearted. And nice. And amazingly worthy of all that self praise.

So I think I shall be the one to break the bad news to all the loyal readers of this blog, welcome and unwelcomed readers. There aren’t going to be any posts from Friday night to Sunday evening, The wonderful, amazing author is be dragged to…you guessed it, Malaysia. Again. Boo! There’s no internet connection there and even if there was she’s not allowed to bring her laptop. Sucks doesn’t it?????

It’s going to be 3 pm soon and how that is of any significance I have no idea. For some reason I am spouting a lot of random nonsense today. More so than usual.

I heard the NUMbskull [that shall be his new name] was extra irritating today. If I could I would advise Shamini to just give him a nice one and two but I can’t ‘cos I don’t want her to get in trouble [refer to above point about being nice and kind hearted]. People who live in NUM, well not people more like this one dude, should not be expected to use all their brain cells, if they have any left. So I don’t see why it was such a surprise that he was blabbering baloney.

Ok, now it sounds like I am being judgmental without even seeing the guy and I guess I am. But I trust the stories I’ve received about him and from those itself there is more than enough information to judge. I said I was nice and kind hearted, I never said I was fair. ;)

Advice to anyone planning on coming to London, do not order any Chinese food. Chinese food here = tasteless. It is nothing like the food back home. Bland and EXPENSIVE. Back home you could order a whole bunch of dishes with rice and the bill would be under 40 dollars. Here if you were to order the same amount of food the bill would be like three times of that AND the proportions would be way smaller. NOT WORTH IT AT ALL. Order the Indian food, not as good as homemade stuff from my mum of course, but because of the big Indian community here it’s very close. But the best food here is definitely the Fish and Chips. Clichéd I know, but you can’t live in London and not eat the Fish and Chips.

Oh, look she’s online. I better post this and start the webcam session. This is going to be hilarious!!!

Cheers!