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Sunday, December 28, 2008 / 12:14 AM

On behalf of Neerie and inspired by Sunanz... [dont let it get to your head!!]

So apparently this really old hag has taken over poor Neerie's house. And it's not like they're related in anyway. The hag is her grandma's friend or something like that. And here's the list of things I've learnt from her :

1. If you're out after 6pm, you're with your boyfriend.

If that's the case then I've been seeing my boyfriend almost everyday. Now, if only someone would tell me who he is and where I can find him, I'd be over the moon!

2. The internet is illegal.

Granted there are illegal things one can do online, generalizing everything about the internet as illegal is wrong. That would mean that the entire RP staff and students would have to be arrested on a daily basis.PLus Uni students and I'm pretty sure many high powered people who can't live with out their PDAs or Blackberrys.

3. Whoever you sms, it's your boyfriend and therefore it's wrong.

I got nothing more to say than : -.-
I rack up to something close to 1000 smses a month. First off, even I wouldn't waste that many smses on my boyfriend. Secondly, why is it wrong to sms your boyfriend in the first place?? and thirdly, WHY IS IT WRONG TO SMS AT ALL??????????????

It's a hell of alot more easier than calling up a person and a lot less distrupting, especially when you have company!!

Last but not least :

4. Using the phone for what it was invented for is wrong.

I repeat : -.-

Making calls is wrong and receiving calls is wrong. From all the information that I have I infer this, when you make a call, you're calling your boyfriend to go out with him after 6pm. And when you receive a call it's your boyfriend calling to make plans to go out after 6pm.

And from everything here the one main point I gather is that it is wrong to have a boyfriend. Hmmm...who knew??!! PLUS the internet is ILLEGAL. GASP! -insert shocked face-

Neerie after you come back from Bangkok Sunanda is gonna hijack us both and we will go out AFTER 6 pm and snap a photo and send it to batty haggy lady!!