It’s been a while since I’ve been home this early ‘cos lately I’ve been going off to meet J for dinner almost every night. He has a mere week and a half left in Singapore before he makes a permanent move to the US of A. :(

One day I’m gonna leave this country behind and fly free wherever I go. Singapore is far to restricting... There are so many things I wanna learn and do that I can’t do here. I want to learn to surf, ski, snowboard, play in the snow, go on scary roller coaster, learnt to shoot a gun and not adhere to the conservative expectations of an Asian society. I honestly believe I was born in the wrong country.

Moving on from my...whatever you wanna call it. I love my early birthday present to myself! The little moment of pain has produced a wonderful gain. And though the need to hide it is much needed plus no one can really see it it’s self satisfactory that keeps me jubilant. I know it’s there and that’s more than enough for me.

Although it’s sort of made me want more, more and MORE. I’ve already started planning for my next one which I plan on getting legally this time. Hehe... I’m going for something Phoenix-y for my next one. And stop with the disapproving looks and the gasps of shock that I know MANY of the few readers I have are doing.

Shit, I just realized it’s the first week of March. That means the time for birthday present shopping has begun. The birthdays start of with Sonam’s and my dad’s. And then Banana, Hana, ME [of course ;], Zaky’s and a whole bunch of other people that I can’t be bothered to list here. Sorry... I get irritated with the squiggly red lines that appear under a word that isn’t in the blasted dictionary.

Oh! I bought a new book today! Do Ants Have Arseholes and 101 other Bloody Ridiculous Questions. It is SO funny! I think the people in the train must have thought I was deranged or something judging from the manic laughter I laughed.

Did you know that ants have the smallest arseholes in the world? And therefore the farts they emit are of the lowest possible decibel?

A little piece of general knowledge for you.

Cheers!